The Most Interesting Man in the World
Some of my favorites, what are yours?
1. He has never lost a sock.
2. His organ donation card also lists his beard.
3. He lives vicariously through himself.
4. His shirts never wrinkle.
5. He is left-handed. And right-handed.
6. Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
7. His blood smells like cologne.
8. He can speak Italian, in French.
9. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
10. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
